It’s APRIL – NO Fooling!

Well Cowboys, Cowgirls and Sports Fans the Houston Livestock Show & Rodeo is wrapped up and March Madness will be soon.  April holds quite a few titles and events.  The month’s events kick off this weekend with the Premier Wedding Showcase in Galveston at The San Luis Resort & Conference Center and The LeVirage Wedding Showcase, Sunday April 3, 2011.  Then Saturday, April 16, 2011 is the Dream Weddings Showcase at the Crowne Plaza – Reliant Center.  April is National Parkinson’s Awareness Month and National Poetry Month.  Plus there is Palm Sunday, Passover and Good Friday which happens to also be Earth Day.  Ironically, Passover falls on April 18, 2011, this year’s deadline for filing your taxes with the IRS… “Pass Over” (the money please!)

April Fools

My friends, I’ve hit the lottery, I’m publishing a book or three, I’m planning to sail the high seas; then fly around the globe-

Last week, I caught a ten foot shark, I painted my whole house by dark, then ran eight miles around the park in nothing but my robe-

I went nose to nose with a squirrel, I found an oyster with a pearl, then ate five pints of chocolate swirl with nothing but my tongue-

I rode the waves on a surfboard, then glided on a bungee cord, I traded my Jeep for a Ford, my fuzzy dice are hung-

By now you know I’m full of crap, I fed the cat and took a nap, the dog landed sqaure in my lap and scattered all my tools-

I treated my sheets to some starch, then dreamed I’d scaled the Gateway Arch, after all, we’re now done with March-

Here’s to you….. April Fools!

2008 – Jill Eisnaugle’s Poetry Collection

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One Response to It’s APRIL – NO Fooling!

  1. Thanks for sharing the poem, Lynn! I hadn’t checked your blog in a little while and bam…. there it is. NICE! Have a great day!

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